Ī Dildo Bat is located inside the cave on the east shore in Brickston. There are no upgrades for the Dildo Bat, and no 'ultimate upgrade'. The Penetrator is the only costume for the Dildo Bat. The Penetrator is available for purchase at Friendly Fire, from the mascots in the medium/hard levels of Professor Genki's Super Ethical Reality Climax activities on the central island, or as a reward for completing the mission ' Return to Steelport'. The physics emulate a jelly dildo when attacking or running.
The Penetrator is a melee weapon constructed from a metre-long dildo attached to a handle of a Baseball Bat.